Wooot!
Around 8PM last night, I received a phone call from Mr. Screams that went something like, “WOOOT!” In a rough translation, this breaks down to, “Good evening Mr. Sings. I trust you are doing well. I do apologize for the disturbance, but I wanted to inform you that we have just reached the funding goal on our Kickstarter project. I am very pleased by this development and felt that this news would be of interest to you.”
To this I replied, “WOOOT!” which when translated meant, “Seriously? That’s absolutely fantastic! You are correct. This news does indeed delight me. As does the fact that people were willing to help support us. Their generosity humbles me, Mr. Screams.”
I then called Mr. Boom who told me, “WOOOT!” whereby he meant, “That’s excellent. I think it’s high time we started writing some stories and working on pamphlets for our backers. Also, what type of cookies do you think we should make?”
Mr. Thud did not answer his phone. But I did receive a text message from him (believe it or not, we do have access to modern technology) which read “woot” in which he meant “woot.”
Thank you all very much for helping us out with this new record. We are very, very excited about getting started on it. We will do our best not to let you down. Pinky swear.
xoxo,
The SBBC